Candy Votes

We were driving yesterday and passed a car that had the three passengers holding lawn signs for the Green Party Candidate for Governor of Illinois Rich Whitney.

My little guy asked what the signs were.

I told him they were for a candidate for Governor. The man wanted people to vote for him on election day.

He said I shouldn’t vote on election day and I asked him why.

He said he doesn’t like the big Tootsie Rolls. I asked what that had to do with election day.

He said it was the Candy Vote and he didn’t want me to vote for the Tootsie Rolls.

He heard Candy Vote instead of Candidate and vote…

Ah well, he’s not quite six.