Sgrena's Mystery Machine

“Zoinks Scoob, Miss Sgrena said she was shot at by a hail of bullets,” said Shaggy. “But there’s no bullet holes.”

“Rhosts Raggy??”

“Jinkies Scoob I don’t think a ghost shot at her, after all there is one bullet hole. But where’s the rest? Something funny is going on here,” Velma added.

“That’s right Velma, this story doesn’t add up,” noted Fred.

“Look here, these articles by Miss Sgrena are all about how evil Americans are,” Velma said pointing to her computer screen.

I’ve got it!” said Daphne. “Miss Sgrena just wants us to believe that the U.S. soldiers tried to kill her. See, she’s been writing for years about how bad the Americans are, so she’s using the accidental death of one of her countrymen to convince the world she’s right.”

“Wow, exploiting this unfortunate death to push her own political agenda, that’s really creepy Daphne, but I think you’re right,” said Fred, shaking his head in disgust.

Just then the local Sheriff showed up with Sgrena. “We found her about a half mile away, she was just about to give another statement to CNN when we caught her.”

“Ok, you figured it out. But I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids with your lap top computers,” Sgrena wept.

Welcome Jawa Report readers. Please look around. Welcome also to No Easy Answers readers.

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